Movie Witches: I became a witch after my thirteenth trial, when the ancient coven of my people danced around a fire as I drank the blood of a vanquished demon from a sacred golden chalice.
Real Witches: idk i wrote a bunch of shit down about runes, started baking and the next thing you know here i am
Real Witches: idk i wrote a bunch of shit down about runes, started baking and the next thing you know here i am
if you want to know how bad marriage is hitler killed himself after less then 40 hours of being married
I feel like there might’ve been some other things going on in his life too, but there’s really no way to be sure
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
